17 Abr Looking for love in digital places: My adventures with online dating

Her Perfect Match: “Just looking for someone who isn't Jack the Ripper, has a pulse and can look at life in a humorous way. Must like music, have two brain cells to rub together and not live in Timbuktu. Aside from that everything is negotiable.”

That's my favorite dating profile so far, and I've read a million of 'em while perusing various online dating sites since I got back in the game.

I didn't ask “Blonde Biohazard” for a date. She lives too far away. Long-distance relationships usually don't work, which I've learned while driving all over the Mid-Atlantic. But I complimented her on her cleverness and originality. Sounds like she's gained some wisdom the hard way in her search for a guy who isn't a complete moron - or worse.

Horror stories

I've heard lots of horror stories about other men from women I've met online. Guys who post creepy profile pictures in various states of undress or wearing camo gear and holding high-powered weapons. Guys who start asking for sex before the first date. Guys who apparently consider bathing optional.